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Sometimes…

Sometimes I look forward to urinating into toilets with blue water. I like to see how lime…or…forest…green I can get it.

 

-Bernard

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X: Do you want to support people in the Appalachians?

Beck: I don’t have a bank account sorry!

(immediately uses credit card to buy an overpriced coffee)

X: I thought you didn’t have a bank account.

Beck: It’s my mom’s card, thanks for calling me out.

X: Do you want …

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